14 May 2008

Absurdity, Example One




An e-mail from my boss...

Good Morning Team,

There are certain e-mails one never thinks they’ll have to write, and this is certainly one of them. That being said the subject has been raised by several people, so it’s important we’re all on the same page.

Just as acceptable dress code and conduct are important to ensure the proper presentation of our office and comfort of our colleagues, so too is hygiene.

1) Please refrain from clipping finger or toenails on the production floor (the carpets are rarely vacuumed and it can be quite disturbing to those that sit around you).

2) Please wash your hand before leaving the restroom.

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